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Sploshing for Beginners
‘Sploshing’ is a recent search term turning up frequently in our enquiry lists, and being ever vigilant and accommodating, we realised that these search terms were coming up empty (and going to videos of cats) so we thought that we’d rectify that with a quick video post.
Ok, so what exactly is ‘sploshing’?
Well according to the guys over at Wikipedia, it is a ‘wet and messy fetishism where copious amounts of a substance are applied to the naked skin, or face, or clothing’.
According to the dictionary at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts however, it is ‘a food fight where the girl gets so messy that she needs an intensive bath before she can go to her next client’ – meaning that usually, sploshing will be out of bounds to most escorts, most of whom prefer a leisurely bath or shower without needing to worry that there might be strawberry pips up her arse.
Nevertheless though, we do realise that there is a fetish for sploshing, and if you don’t ask you don’t get, do you? As with all enquiries, they will be put through to a likely selection of girls who will then either say ‘yea or nay’ to the request.
So now on to the promised video, and even though we’ve been assaulted by a ream of 50 Shades of Grey films just lately, this was a no-brainer really.
Here’s the famous clip from 9 1/2 Weeks starring Mickey Rourke (pre-botox treatments that made him look fucking daft) and Kim Basinger containing the full food-oriented sploshing scene with milk, honey, strawberries and chilli peppers, and as an added bonus we’ve also added the stripping dance clip from the same film, purely because Kim is a hot babe.
We hope that you will enjoy the clips!
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