Outcall rates for idiots is a long overdue news item that is directly related to our 'Incall Rates for Idiots' post, and in many ways is more pertinent.
Introduction to Room 101
With this being our 101st post in the blog, we thought it would be a nice opportunity to introduce you to our latest idea – Room 101. (Did you see what we did there? Genius, int it?)
You asked me once, what was in Room 101.
I told you that you knew the answer already.
Everyone knows it.
The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
— O’Brien, Part III, Chapter V of ‘1984’ by George Orwell
Our girls by the way wanted to let it be widely known that many of the activities that will be featured in Room 101 are NOT usually on offer via appointment. These services are highly specialised, and should be looked for by a specialist in that field, rather than trying to get an escort to do it.
The whole area is going to be blanked out to minors, and you’ll need to declare that you’re over 18 years old to get in.
Room 101 will be starting sometime overnight, and will be available via the main menu.
A Revamp of the Homepage
Speaking of the main menu, you’ll no doubt have noticed that it’s changed a little and moved over to the middle. This comes ahead of a new revamp of the homepage, which again will be happening overnight.
We’ve been planning this ever since we had a chat with the owner of ‘Niche Guides’ who run Red Thrills amongst other things, and the suggestions made were quite enlightening!
We studied ‘Apple‘ no less for the inspiration (hey, the phones might need you to set up camp next to a wall-socket but the website’s not bad), and the main thing here is to look after mobile users, who will no longer need to scroll for a fortnight to find their items.
PC users too will find that the homepage will be visually streamlined, and we’d love to hear your thoughts about this, either by phone, by email, or in the comments to this post.
Right, so we’ll get on with the redecorating, and both the new homepage and Room 101 should be online when you wake up in the morning!