Customers last night will have been disappointed to get a 'Number Unobtainable' tone but the phones are now back on for the leading agency in Nottingham.
Weekend Warriors Required
Following yet another weekend night where we were needing a few weekend warriors to pacify and please an ever-growing number of clients, we have decided to go out and advertise for the right girls.
What makes for an ideal Weekend Warrior?
All ideal Weekend Warriors should have minimal ‘selective hearing’ when it comes to answering their phones, she should be available ALL THROUGH the night to take calls from the office regarding new clients needing an appointment.
She should also look perfect when turning up at a client’s room no matter what time of the day or night it is, and for all of this, she should expect to be amply rewarded.
No experience is required – those WITH experience in this industry tend to be the reason that we need to advertise for new girls as the aforementioned ‘selective hearing’ syndrome is far more apparent in girls that have done this job before and don’t give a shit about a client’s needs and wants.
Any girl applying must realise that she will be remembered far more by just being available when a client needs her rather than if she can be arsed to go out and work.
A girl thinking with these priorities in mind will find that she will eventually rule the world – even more so than these girls who will complain and moan about their phones becoming dusty!
We will not be dropping our standards, as we have a reputation to uphold. However, if you think that you could become the next ‘Belle de Jour‘ or ‘Betty Paige’ then we want to hear from you.
Girls applying for a position at Midlands Maidens as weekend warriors should look desirable, scrub up well in whatever is asked for, be over 18 years old, and be prepared to take ALL the work we can throw at them no matter what time of the day or night a client makes a request.
By doing this we can promise ample rewards and leave the girls that prefer NOT to answer their phones with a feather duster.
Experienced AND non-experienced girls can apply and we will be concentrating on those girls that can make an appointment in Nottingham at short notice (within an hour).
Those girls being able to drive will take preference, but this is by no means essential – we only mention this as public transport can become rather tricky at the times you might be working.
Interested in joining us?
Or of course, you can phone us up on 07983-910-208
We look forward to your application, and to those successful Weekend Warriors that apply, we look forward to swelling your bank balance!
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