It's coming up to the weekend again, so we thought we'd publish a memo on the 'client foodchain' - or the 'chances of me getting an escort'.
Christmas 2017 Opening Times at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts
It’s that time of year again, where the goose gets fat, the shops get busy, and the supermarkets are open 24 hours to save shoppers queuing because they won’t be open for a day and everyone can get fifteen loaves of bread and 38 pints of milk, and tons of pointless nibbles that will no doubt have gone ‘off’ by boxing day – when they’ll be open once more.
Yes, its Christmas 2017!
So what do you do when the goose is slaughtered, and the shops and supermarkets are closed?
We will be open once again, 24/7 throughout the holiday period for all your lust and desire requirements, and once again we are the only agency able to offer this service.
We’re not going to say that Christmas Day is hugely popular with escort users, but it ticks over nicely – and like previous years, we ask that clients respect that even escorts need their family Christmas dinners and try to avoid calling at those times.
Our prices will stay the same as ever – but anyone wanting to give an extra Christmas tip will no doubt be most graciously accommodated by the girl.
One thing we MIGHT be struggling with is the transport costs for those girls that don’t drive, as all public transport is double time rated for those that cannot grab a driver, so please no calls from the likes of South Warwickshire for your Christmas Tipple!
It just remains for us to wish all our clients, past present and future, a Happy Christmas from Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts, and we look forward to greeting you soon!