Nice Legs, Shame About the Face (and the legs)
As promised yesterday, we are publishing a news item regarding why selfies (and nice legs) are so important in any girl’s application to join Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts.
Looking at this application logically, there should have been no problem whatsoever in taking the girl on, nice legs and all, but that was before we requested selfies which threw a whole new angle on it.
We’ve heard about photographers using airbrushing techniques, but this one should be prosecuted under the trade descriptions act.
Read on for more revelations!
So there we were, once again looking through applications, when one from Charmaine sprung out at us.
She looked ideally presentable with a lovely set of professional photos (and nice legs) that would have set any red-blooded male’s blood pressure rising!
The problem was, however, that she had applied to Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts and NOT to one of our – ‘less demanding’ shall we say – alternate service providers.
Phone calls sounded fine, though admittedly Charmaine’s voice sounded a little unlike the photo spread she had sent over, so we asked her for a few ‘selfies’ to complete her application and also to prove she was the owner of the nice legs.
First up, we have the application form original photos:
…as you can see, very appetising to the untrained eye.
However, we needed a selfie that contained Charmaine’s face, as the one ‘selfie’ that had been sent over could have been anybody.
We got three photos back – one from her mate ‘that wanted to join us too’, one more glamour shot, and finally Charmaine’s selfie – we’ve left out the one more glamour one as it seemed pointless. The first photo is of ‘Charmaine’s mate’ and the second one is of Charmaine herself:
All we can say is – the photographer for Charmaine’s shoot played a blinder in turning her from a glamorous granny into the mouthwatering vision of splendour with nice legs that was submitted with her application.
This is the ideal opportunity to point out that without a selfie, and in many cases without an interview, your libido would have found itself rather wanting when seeing Charmaine in the flesh when compared to her photographs.
And all of the above dear sirs is why Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts will NOT take applications from girls without selfie photos!
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