Regular visitors to the website will have noticed that we were down for a short time last night. This was due to us getting Google AMP binned again.
What We Need
With our latest decimation project due to kick in, here’s ‘what we need’ if you’re thinking of applying to be a staff member.
Our last decimation project carried out earlier this (or last) year, saw us removing five girls that had outlived their usefulness due to consistent non-availability or selective hearing issues, always at the weekend when the razzle was calling.
That same project will see a few more girls disappearing from our books in January/February time as we strive to keep our clients satisfied with a wonderful selection of girls.
We’d like to change the old adage ‘you’ve got to speculate to accumulate’ – to – ‘you’ve got to decimate to accumulate’, and some of these ‘razzle seekers’ will find that we no longer wish to represent them if they’re perpetually out on the piss and cannot take jobs.
This will be happening in the next few weeks and will be sharp and swift as the ‘Hammer to Fall’ falls:
So how do I apply to join you?
What we need:
- Excellent communication skills
- Plenty of eye-contact
- A good command of the English language
- An ability to adapt to any situation
- Selflessness and putting your client first
At your interview to join Midlands Maidens, we will be looking for girls that wish to become self-employed career girls, that also have psychoanalyst skills with excellent English comprehension, and yet can go all coo-ey at a moments notice with eye-contact and (un-botoxed) BJ lips (check out the throwaway video on the Escort Jobs page ‘Slutty Selfies’).
Your interview with Midlands Maidens will be nothing like this one:
What your interview WILL involve however, is checking how punctual you are, your general mannerisms, and your potential for becoming a star that we’d be proud to promote on the website – something that ALL providers do, but we tell you this beforehand.
Since our last decimation project, all the girls that were removed have now been replaced with new staff members.
This time, the plumb job might well be yours!
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