Customers last night will have been disappointed to get a 'Number Unobtainable' tone but the phones are now back on for the leading agency in Nottingham.
Merry Christmas From Midlands Maidens
This was originally designed to be a statistics post, but after finding a saucy video, we decided to turn it into a Merry Christmas one.
We’ve kept from adding our Age Gate to it, so we’ll trust that anyone viewing is NOT a minor, and that ALL viewers are of 18yrs of age or older.
First then, the main thing – the statistics run-down.
We’ve had some strange search terms again, the most descriptive one being ‘pink haired fem escort fiona’, and searches for ‘Ava’ (who worked for us a couple of years ago) ‘hardsports’, and that place where no-one wants to go – ‘newark’, plus many searches for escorts in ‘derby’ and ‘DE55’.
Whilst our escorts DO cover Derby, be aware that Derby is right on the border of our 15 miles local rates, so anyone wanting to book an escort from the other side of Derby (Mickleover, Sinfin, Ashbourne etc) will need to pay the out-of-town rates.
Newark though is another animal completely, standing on its own around 20 miles from Nottingham with no other towns or cities around it for miles and miles, which is why no girl wants to go there as the chances of getting a follow-on booking is extremely remote.
Regular visitors to our main statistics page will also have noticed that our 404 page is appearing as a clear top viewed page. This is mainly due to our ‘new girls’ that have been removed, and their pages are no longer there. Mind you, there’s a great alternative in watching Lola Astanova bash out a bit of Mozart on the piano, so it’s not all bad!
The Merry Christmas Video
Enough of the waffling then, and on to our Merry Christmas video that we found for you.
Watch in amazement as a gorgeous brunette gives you the seasons greetings, then turns a full 180 degrees and sprinkles snowflakes over her arse and turns it into a snowman.
You’ll certainly be ‘walking in the air’ over this one!Check out the girl that turns her arse into a snowman in the Midlands Maidens Christmas post! Click To Tweet
All it remains for us to say then, is have yourself a Merry Christmas, to all clients past, present and future, and we’ll see you again in our New Years post!
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