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GDPR Laws – a Different Slant
Dunno about you lot, but we’re a bit fed up of these GDPR laws and rulings coming through our email inbox.
All we’re bothered about is that all these emails from people we never heard of (possibly some scam going off here?) can be safely deleted, and if we never hear from them again it will be too soon!
First up – Samantha from Spain who plays hard-to-get:
“You can touch Samantha in the hands, you can kiss Samantha, she likes to be kissed… Normally she likes to be kissed always, and also she responds to, basically, the G-spot and also the breasts. She can also respond to the hands. So basically the hands are family, the romantic, the hips are family and romantic, and basically the spots where she feels sexy would be the mouth and the G-spot.”
Again. Tell her face. She looks like she is contemplating nothing but cold blooded murder. To be fair to Samantha she is no push over, and apparently must be romanced before she can be debased. She also likes Ed Sheeran, so at least he’s in luck.
“She has a way of interacting, that initially she would like to be romantic, she would like to be family, and you get to a point that she wants to be sexual,” Sergi adds
“The objective, the final objective of the sexual mode is to give her an orgasm.”
Source – ‘The Inquirer’
And then there’s Harmony from Real Doll:
Recently, a sex toy company, RealDoll, created a sex doll called ‘Harmony’, which can speak in all languages, moan during sex, talk dirty, call the partner’s name, get wet and can even have orgasms during sex.
A newer version of the Harmony Sex Doll, Harmony 2.0, comes with a ‘persistent memory allowing her to build up relationships with her owners and remember facts about them.’
Source – ‘The Nigerian News’
Apparently, the makers of ‘Harmony’ have suggested that the dolls will be able to cook, talk, make the bed and clean the home by 2019, so we can see women becoming surplus to requirements!
Finally, we come to (sic) ‘Shannon’, who has had a full blown porn video of her portraying her talents:
We hope that we’ve posted a worthy distraction to the normal GDPR emails, and please bear in mind that our REAL Nottingham Escorts are an excellent alternative to all of the above, due to them not needing to be cleaned out after every use and only minimally tucking into your biscuits and crackers stash!
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