Christmas Opening 2019
We’d like to announce our hours for Christmas opening 2019 and there’s a little bonus in there by way of a Christmas present to you!
Following a discussion made this morning, it has been decided for the fourteenth year in a row, that Midlands Maidens will be open throughout the whole of the holiday period.
One of the girls mentioned that:
I love being open when other places are closed!
So if only to please our staff, we are open 24/7 throughout the whole season.
As in previous years, be prepared to wait awhile because as far as we know, Midlands Maidens are the only agency to be open on Christmas Day, Boxing Day, and throughout the New Year periods, and advanced booking is heavily advised if you wanted one of our girls to pull your Christmas cracker!
And so we come to the special offer mentioned earlier:
Christmas Day and New Years Day are out of our hands here, as transport costs go through the roof and we need to ‘play it by ear’ so to speak.
But for all other times starting from Monday 23rd December 2019 through to Monday 6th January 2020, our prices re-rack to basic rates with no overheads for unsociable hours – ie £150 for the first hour of any bookings taken on those dates ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
We would advise getting your appointment booked early for our Fourteen Days of Christmas offer as we anticipate demand for this to be rather high.
Where would we be without a nice little video to celebrate Christmas with you?
We published this one last year, but it was so popular that we decided to post it again.
Enjoy one of the ‘Alive’ girls wishing you a Merry Christmas by making a snowman out of her arse:
All it remains for us to say, is to wish all of our customers, past, present and future, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and may all of your bookings be happy ones!
Lead image –
Snowman video from X-Hamster