It's coming up to the weekend again, so we thought we'd publish a memo on the 'client foodchain' - or the 'chances of me getting an escort'.
We thought we’d throw some Bank Holiday offers in your direction so that you can celebrate the May Day weekend in style!
All appointments made to see any of our Nottingham escorts from this Friday, 3rd May at 10am – up to Tuesday morning 6th May at 10am – will be at the rock-bottom price of £150 for the first hour and £100 for subsequent hours, throughout the Bank Holiday offers period.
These appointments will be All Inclusive as per usual at Midlands Maidens, meaning that there are no ‘extras’ to budget for.
The discounts will also apply to bookings made by couples, and two-guy bookings, which are calculated slightly differently as per our PRICING/RATES page.
One thing we hold no sway on however are our Out-of-Town appointments, which will still need to have the transport costs added. These too though will be discounted for the first hour as per our Bank Holiday offers.
That aside, we hope that you will join in and celebrate May Day with Midlands Maidens!
The Push Notifications
You will have probably noticed that we’ve had a great big in your face advertisement on the front page, stating that the OLD notifications are being discontinued in May, in favour of the NEW notifications.
The older notifications, from the old website at midlandsmaidens-escorts.com will come to an end on Star Wars Day (may the fourth be with you!), meaning that this post will be the last one published under the old system.
The NEW system (from midlandsmaidens.com) is now live and kicking, but any visitors that wanted to remain subscribed will need to accept the new notifications on either your first, or any subsequent visit.
Incalls (that old chestnut again)
It really does defy belief that we are still getting calls asking for incalls in Beeston – or Mansfield – or Tamworth – or (enter-any-obscure town/village here).
Far be it for us to disillusion all these dumbified punters, but Midlands Maidens do NOT have a vast portfolio of properties in outlying towns and villages from which we run incalls.
Please note, that Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts (the clue is in the title) operate from NOTTINGHAM, which is where our incall property is – slap bang in the centre.
Anyone wanting an incall must be a previous regular client, the details for this appearing on our PRICING/RATES page, and this rule is NON-NEGOTIABLE!
We would like to wish you all a wonderful May Day Bank Holiday weekend, and for those of you taking advantage of our Bank Holiday offers, we would like to wish you all Happy Bookings!
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