Booking Nottingham Escorts | Full Guide

Booking Nottingham Escorts | Full Guide

 

The content in this post regarding booking Nottingham escorts  will be very familiar to many people, but we hope that you will keep on reading to see a few genuine Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts authentic insights a little later on!

This guide will cover:

1) Outcalls

2) Incalls

3) Bookings Guide For Twats

1) Outcall Appointments

An outcall appointment is one where your chosen girl comes over to your hotel or home address.

Your first point of contact when making an outcall appointment by phone will be the reception staff in the office. MMs HQ is open 24 hours, so in the vast majority of cases this is by far the best way to fix up an appointment.

If you do not have a girl already in mind, you will be asked which type of girl you would prefer to see. We do NOT work to a rota system, so any preferences that you outline will take priority regarding a match-up.

You will then be asked what TYPE of appointment you require (one-on-one, M/F couple, 2 guys etc), and the LOCATION where the girl will be coming over to.

Your information will then be passed over to the girl, who will call you to discuss any further details such as services, clothing, and arrival time. This last section is unique to Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts, and acts both as an ‘ice-breaker’, and a confirmation that the girl herself can assure you that what you have been told by the office is a true indication of your requirements.

Payment is by cash at the point of meeting up, or in advance by internet bank transfer or credit card.

Full details can be found on The RATES Page.

2) Incall Appointments

An incall appointment is one where your chosen girl will meet you at our own incall premises.

Your first point of contact when making an outcall appointment by phone will be the reception staff in the office. MMs HQ is open 24 hours, so in the vast majority of cases this is by far the best way to fix up an appointment.

If you do not have a girl already in mind, you will be asked which type of girl you would prefer to see. We do NOT work to a rota system, so any preferences that you outline will take priority regarding a match-up.

Your information will then be passed over to the girl, who will call you discuss any further details such as services and your arrival time.

Please note that if you are a first time client of Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts, you may be asked to pay a non-refundable 50% deposit in advance prior to the appointment being arranged. This is to deter timewasters, and ensures that genuine clients will take priority.

3) Bookings Guide For Twats

The above two sections will have outlined our bookings process for the vast majority of clients, but there is a small section of people that fall into this final sub-category due to them being idiots.

Typical questions from this crowd are:

‘Who’s working tonight?’ – (when they haven’t seen the website anyway) – then – ‘what do they all look like?’

‘Do you do half hours?’ – We do half hours no problem, but it’s a one hour minimum charge.

‘We’re in Nottingham, where’s your incall?’ – (Under no circumstances will we entertain parties at our incall premises, as any more than a one-on-one appointment is illegal.

‘Can you do it a bit cheaper?’ – Absolutely not! If you want a cheap slapper, try elsewhere. If you asked your missus to go to the chippy because the restaurant was too expensive, there would be no shag for you tonight!

‘Can you call me back in five minutes?’ – No, you’ve lost us. We’re not going to be arsed to hang fire while you ring around to see if any other agencies are open who will offer you a sub-standard streetwalker for a tenner less.

There are many more similar idiotic questions that arise, but the above is a broad cross-section of the most popular.

To those that languish in this final section, we would encourage you to consider the question – ‘why haven’t I pulled tonight?’

And then consider that if you’d just grow up a little, you might just get taken seriously!

We wish all our Option One and Option Two clients many Happy Bookings!

 

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